How to Hang Artwork in Your Manor in 10 Easy Steps

Step 1: Convince your husband that the art needs to be hung RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. Stomp your foot if you need to make you point more emphatic. Sigh dramatically while husband slowly finds necessary tools.

Step 1: Convince your husband that the art needs to be hung RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. Stomp your foot if you need to make you point more emphatic. Sigh dramatically while husband slowly finds necessary tools.

Step 2: Try not to scold as wood shavings are distributed around your newly cleaned dining room. Remember that ART is more important than tidiness. Distract yourself by looking up such search terms as "how to teach your husband to be neat" and "am i am unreasonable wife." Do not share results of second search.

Step 2: Try not to scold as wood shavings are distributed around your newly cleaned dining room. Remember that ART is more important than tidiness. Distract yourself by looking up such search terms as "how to teach your husband to be neat" and "am i am unreasonable wife." Do not share results of second search.

Step 3: Assure now-irritated husband that yes, it is imperative that you document each step of this process for posterity. FOR POSTERITY.

Step 3: Assure now-irritated husband that yes, it is imperative that you document each step of this process for posterity. FOR POSTERITY.

Step 4: Squirt a liberal amount of toothpaste in the holes to help mark the wall. Pause to engage in 20-minute conversation about why kids' toothpaste tube is so gross and how it's a miracle they haven't gotten Legionnaire's Disease yet.

Step 4: Squirt a liberal amount of toothpaste in the holes to help mark the wall. Pause to engage in 20-minute conversation about why kids' toothpaste tube is so gross and how it's a miracle they haven't gotten Legionnaire's Disease yet.

Step 5: Make husband try to find nail holes while hoisting heavy art in the air.

Step 5: Make husband try to find nail holes while hoisting heavy art in the air.

Step 6: Encourage husband to keep trying, exclaiming things like "won't you feel so great when this is done!"

Step 6: Encourage husband to keep trying, exclaiming things like "won't you feel so great when this is done!"

Step 7: Take sixty-seven photos of husband next to art, until his eyes are open in one of them.

Step 7: Take sixty-seven photos of husband next to art, until his eyes are open in one of them.

Step 8: Admire your spartan entryway. Tell children if they dump their shoes in the hall one more time you will cut off their feet.

Step 8: Admire your spartan entryway. Tell children if they dump their shoes in the hall one more time you will cut off their feet.

Step 9: Move a little closer to get the full effect. Trip over suddenly-appeared shoes in hallway that children insist magically appeared while they were off dutifully completing chores.

Step 9: Move a little closer to get the full effect. Trip over suddenly-appeared shoes in hallway that children insist magically appeared while they were off dutifully completing chores.

Step 10: Move even closer. Gaze upon art for another 15 minutes, then focus on the really important part: posting a photo of art on Facebook.

Step 10: Move even closer. Gaze upon art for another 15 minutes, then focus on the really important part: posting a photo of art on Facebook.